House sheet

The latch on the door

Every feed room worth trusting has a latch, and the latch is the whole architecture of ours: this site is built so there is almost nothing about you to keep. What follows is the complete inventory, sorted by how it reaches us.

What never gets collected

There are no accounts here, no carts, no checkout, no comment box, no newsletter, no advertising pixels and no analytics beacons following you between sites. We do not buy visitor lists, sell visitor lists, or know enough about any visitor to fill a single line of one.

The pages are static files. When you leave, the room does not remember you were in it.

What passes through on its own

Our hosting provider keeps the ordinary server ledger every host keeps — requesting IP address, page asked for, timestamp — for security and uptime, on a short rolling window. We see it only as totals: how many walked the dog shelf this week, never who.

When you click through to a listing, you cross onto Amazon's property and their privacy terms take over at the gate. The link carries our affiliate tag, which tells Amazon a purchase started in this room. It tells us nothing about you — not your name, not your order, not your address — and no mechanism exists by which it could.

What you hand us yourself

If you write to [email protected], we hold the email for exactly as long as the conversation lives and then it goes out with the sweepings. Say the word and it goes out the same day you ask.

No corner of this site is aimed at children, and we knowingly keep nothing from them. If any line of this sheet ever changes, the change lands here first, with a fresh date on the nail it hangs from.